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SOCCER star Cristiano Ronaldo's secret lover is a £2,000-night-drug dealing hooker.

The Manchester United ace has NO IDEA, but cheeky prostitute Fernanda BRAGS of her famous conquest to London punters.

As she offered a cocaine-fuelled threesome Fernando showed off intimate pictures of herself with winking winger Ronaldo and purred: "We're REALLY good friends."

Ronaldo has secretly dated Brazilian beauty Fernanda for years. But he’ll go nuts to discover he’s been sharing her with a string of seedy vice punters paying £460 a time.

A high class vice madame revealed to the News of the World how the curvy hooker always hid the truth about her work from the Manchester United ace.

The red-light whistleblower told us: “Fernanda likes Cristiano very, very much indeed and has been dating him secretly for years.

“She told me they’ve been having sex together for some time —although she’s always known and understood she wasn’t going to be his Number 1.”

The madame’s tip-off led us to TWO meetings with Fernanda in which she shamelessly:

* OFFERED full sex for £460.
* STRIPPED naked and teasingly gyrated in front of our man.
* SOLD us two grammes of A-Class drug COCAINE.
* PROMISED a three-in-a-bed romp with a Czech hooker.
* PERFORMED a raunchy lesbian show with her.

It’s all a long way from the glamorous dates she shares with £120,000-week Portuguese star Ronaldo, who faces Chelsea today in a titanic Premiership clash.

The winking winger, 23, has even introduced Fernanda to United boss Sir Alex Ferguson and his team mates.

The busty 26-year-old charges up to £2,000 for a whole night of sex and is on the books of at least FIVE different London escort agencies.

She also offers a knockdown minimum one-hour service, including full sex at her plush seventh floor studio flat, for £460.

Our booking was arranged through an outfit called the London Escort Gallery. After taking our man’s name and contact number, they confirmed the arrangement within the hour and texted us Fernanda’s working address, a luxury apartment in South Kensington, just a stone’s throw from Brompton Road. It was Sunday evening and Fernanda was dressed in a figure-hugging crimson dress.

Keen to relax our man, she offered him a drink before beckoning him to the double bed which was draped in expensive linen and adorned with plump velvet cushions. She played seductive mood music on her CD player and began gyrating provocatively while slowly peeling off her dress to reveal a slinky black G string.

Caressing herself, she again motioned for our man to join her on the bed but as he made his excuses and prepared to leave, she discussed arranging a second meeting.

Fernanda then promised to see our man later in the week for a full-on cocaine-fuelled romp and lesbian show with a blonde Czech girl called Anna.

While showing our reporter pictures of other girls that she could bring along, Fernanda also boasted of her close friendship with Ronaldo.

One picture on her laptop showed the player wearing a baseball cap and with his arm draped around her shoulder. In another snap he was kissing her on the cheek.

The Portuguese wing wizard

The Portuguese wing wizard only THINKS he will still be at Old Trafford next season.

Before being presented with the FIFPro World Player of the Year award yesterday, Ron was asked if his dream was to play for United.

He paused and stuttered before saying: “My dream is to win the Champions League again.

"I insist I’m a Manchester United player and now I think that I will continue here next year.

“My head is focused on the club. My focus is solely on playing well for Manchester United and winning the Premier League and Champions League again.”

Ron tried to force a transfer to boyhood idols Real Madrid in the summer — despite having four years left on his United deal.

He insisted: “The summer is finished. My head is always here in the club.

“Alex Ferguson has been a key person. I respect him a lot because it was him who signed me and he has played a very important part in all that I have won.

“In Lisbon, I reached an agreement with him and it was decided that the best thing for all was to continue.

“He listened to my arguments and I listened to his.

“Now I understand it was the correct decision. I am with United body and soul.”

Ironically, Ronaldo picked up his FIFPro award at a time when he is struggling for form with United.

He has come under fire for a series of lacklustre displays since his return from injury last month.

It is a long way from the blistering form of last season, which saw him net an incredible 42 goals.

The FA will take no action against striker Wayne Rooney after he appeared to taunt Everton fans by kissing the United badge during Saturday’s 1-1 draw at Goodison.

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Someone once told me, even if you hate someone, try looking at the positive qualities of that person and you might change your mind. Ever since I've seen him, I've harboured deep hatred for Cristiano Ronaldo. He has always been up there on my list of most hated people, sometimes I’ve had reasons for hating him, and sometimes none at all. Yes I know, it doesn’t make me sound like a great person but emotions are hard to control.

One of the articles I’ve written, entitled ‘Why the World Hates Cristiano Ronaldo’, seemed to get me quite a few haters, on and off B/R. Now, this is not an attempt to ‘suck up’; I am merely trying to find reasons that suggest, to myself and other Cristiano haters that he isn’t such a bad person after all.

I’ve never, no matter what, doubted the talent oozing out of this youngster and he definitely has style – Yes this is the part where you gasp in disbelief over me complimenting the ever so famous “CR7”

Intelligence: Is Cristiano really smart? Or plain stupid?

No one, not even me, can deny Cristiano the ‘smart’ tag. Although he does have the tendency to come off a little over smart at times, I wonder if it’s all an act. The tantrums and arrogance has definitely increased his popularity, even if it may not be very positive. More people know him, more people talk about him and thus more people watch him. His antics make him unpredictable and I’m told ‘fun to watch.’ Which is – and it hurts me deeply to say this – very true.

"Diving is an art" people say; it now has become a part of football and if anybody should be hailed diving King, it's Cristiano. To risk your individual popularity and glory (because diving is frowned upon) in order to score a goal for your team, shows selflessness and a bit of integrity and until I wrote that last line, it was the last thing I’d associate Cristiano with. I know I don’t know him personally and who was I to judge, but since I’ve seen some change in him and so I’m ready to change my opinion about him too


Although he started off, even at a young age as a great player, he seems to be improving. Cristiano used to be selfish and yes, a bit whiny too, but I’ve seen change. Although I hate him, I do watch him play and I’ve seen him improve a lot under Sir Alex Ferguson. Earlier known as a ball hog, he’s been assisting Rooney a lot lately, and thinking more about scoring goals for the team rather than just himself.

The Crying

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At first, and for a very long time the crying really annoyed me. The shocking, over done break down after the Euro’s in 2004 didn’t impress me at all. When John Terry broke down after missing the penalty last season , something made me feel bad for him, but it wasn’t like that for Cristiano Ronaldo. I clearly remember saying ‘Yuck, what a baby!’

The ‘wink’ in 2006 during the world cup had me baffled. How and why in the world is he trying to portray himself as a sensitive person and yet shows so much attitude? Doesn’t he know it’s the foundation for a worldwide Anti-Ronaldo campaign? That it might make him seem fake? Yet with an exception of few, many seem to love him. He got even more popular and became a ‘celebrity’.

Cristiano, cried, threw tantrums and pouted, yet was exceptionally good on the field –and as any Manchester United fan how good. Even after the most childish tantrum you can still see people, grown up men even, wearing United shirts with the number 7 on their back.


Everyone knows about Cristiano’s skills, his famous step over and the creativity in his football. Moaning, whining and hitting the ground howling in faked pain is also, in my opinion one of his skills! How many times have I tried to fake an injury and no one ever fell for it? For that I applaud him. If only he could have taught me a few things in school, I wouldn’t have to bother with Algebra every Tuesday, and I’d just fake an injury. Woo.

He is very good with the ball – by ball I mean football. Cristiano emulates inventiveness and style and almost always brings forth an element of surprise. Why watch boring old soap actors, when you’ve got the real deal?

The Metro-sexualness

Everyone wants to look pretty. Even men. Hairy eyebrows, hairy legs and stupid hair is definitely a turn off and I guess that’s something Cristiano realised. The plucked eyebrows and waxed legs may work, but dumping loads of hair gel on his head, I was never sure of.

But, like I said , he’s a celebrity. The world watches him, he has the right to want to look good, so hey, every man for himself.

What HE Says...

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Randomly coming across some of Cristiano’s quotes, I realised he is human. When you hate someone so much that you stop thinking of him as a human being that’s when you know it’s really bad. I’d like you to try and imagine how hard it is for me to write this, being such a huge hater of Ronaldo, but I do appreciate good football, and that’s what I’m trying to prove. Even if I hate a person and he’s talented I will not deny it. I’m trying to convince myself that there is more to him than the diving and winking.

"A part of the supporters show themselves to be more unhappy than others. But I hope to change their minds. When I put on the United shirt I give my maximum. Nobody can condemn me on this”

And he’s right, I haven’t seen him give anything less that his best, and he knows it!

"Now I understand I have made the best decision. I am with Manchester in body and soul,"

"After what happened to the Arsenal player (Eduardo da Silva), I am scared to do my skills.”

I’ll tell you one thing, if I was playing against him he’d be right to worry about doing his “skills” ...

He is a great player and definitely will be marked by quite a few players.

"Last season was the best time of my career, but I know I can get even better." – Looking for improvement, which player doesn’t? It’s great to know that he’s accepted the fact that he can get better

Cristiano seems to be maturing and his future is looking brighter. Now I know I might get a lot of stick for actually complimenting Ronaldo too, maybe about how I don’t stand up for what I believe , or how easily I change my words. To be honest, none of that is true. I’ve hated Cristiano for four years! Not because he was a bad player, but because he didn’t play fair, because he seemed like an immature brat who didn’t seem to want to grow up.

I feel he has bettered since those days, so why should I go insulting him for no specific reason?

Think of this as a peace offering, an admission of true talent and maybe a new era of my life. Where I may learn to start hating less (well it’s only Cristiano I’ve ever really hated, but still) and accept talent for what it is.

Cristiano, is good. I am not calling him great or legendary, because that’s crossing a boundary that’s still too far out of my reach. I’m taking baby steps... maybe someday I might call him great, maybe I won’t.

So far I haven’t convinced myself that he’s outstanding, but I definitely like him better than I did when I started writing this... so it’s hard to tell... nothing is impossible now, is it?

Soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo is dating a married woman, it has emerged.

Soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo is dating a married woman, it has emerged.
Ukraine-born brunette Olena Haynes is the estranged wife of wealthy businessman John Haynes and the face of dating websites, which find beautiful Russian lovers for British men.
John, 50, branded the football ace a slimy toe-rag after discovering his wife and Ronaldo had sent each other more than 300 text messages.
John claims Olena was using a secret mobile he found stashed in their home.
He says Manchester United and Portugal star Ronaldo, 23, struck up a relationship with his wife in August.
"When I found a telephone at home I saw it wasn't one of my contract phones that she normally uses. Then I saw it was bleeping and I picked it up and went through the messages,” the Mirror quoted John, as saying.
"There were a total of 300 messages from each of them over a two-week period. I saw 49 messages coming in from him with his number saved as Ronaldo.
"The text messages looked like they had been written by a seven-year-old it was dreadful English and they mentioned Portugal. They were very coyly written. They were things like, Do you miss me baby? I miss you.
"I just assumed she was playing around with a waiter in a restaurant who had just arrived from Portugal. I had no idea it was him.
"I put it to her on many occasions and she wouldn't tell me exactly what was happening.
"When Ronaldo failed to take my calls I texted him warning him to back off because she was a married woman.
"I asked her what was going on she said, 'Oh, it's something and nothing.
"I flew her to Kiev to get her out of the country because I suspected something was going on and unbeknown to me she flew back to the UK 10 days later," he added.
John said that his suspicions were confirmed when he was shown a photo of his wife and Ronaldo leaving a restaurant in Manchester late on November 28.
"I had hoped we were just going through a rough patch but when I finally saw a photograph of them together it confirmed my worst fears. I felt physically sick," he said.

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